"Иногда, занимаясь сексом на гитаре, можно извлечь из нее такие звуки, какие руками не извлечешь"
Celluloid Heroes
Альбом 2010 года
оригинал: The Kinks
Everybody's a dreamer and everybody's a star
	And everybody's in movies it doesn't matter who you are
	There are stars in every city in every house and on every street
	And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard their names are written in concrete
Don't step on Greta Garbo as you walk down the boulevard
	She looks so weak and fragile that's why she tried to be so hard
	But they turned her into a princess and they sat her on a throne
	But she turned her back on stardom because she wanted to be alone
You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
	Some that you recognise some that you've hardly even heard of
	People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame
	Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain
Rudolph valentino looks very much alive
	And he looks up ladies' dresses as they sadly pass him by
	Avoid stepping on bela lugosi 'cause he's liable to turn and bite
	But stand close by bette davis because hers was such a lonely life
If you covered him with garbage George sanders would still have style
	And if you stamped on mickey rooney he would still turn round and smile
	But please don't tread on dearest marilyn 'cos she's not very tough
	She should have been made of iron or steel but she was only made of flesh and blood
Everybody's a dreamer and everybody's a star
	And everybody's in show biz it doesn't matter who you are
	And those who are successful be always on your guard,
	Success walks hand in hand with failure along hollywood boulevard.
I wish my life was a non stop hollywood movie show
	A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
	Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
	And celluloid heroes never really die.


